Meet Craig Miller

May 27, 2018 § 1 Comment

I don’t know where Craig lives. I don’t know what he does. I don’t know if he’s married. I don’t know if he has kids. I don’t know if he has grandkids. I don’t know what kind of car he drives. I don’t know how long he’s been riding. I don’t know how much he trains. I don’t know where he rides. I don’t know what kind of workouts he does. I don’t know how tall he is. I don’t know how much he weighs. I don’t know what kind of food he likes. I don’t know what other languages he speaks. I don’t know what books he reads. I don’t know if he drinks beer, whiskey, wine, or plain old tap water. I don’t know what t.v. shows he likes. I don’t know what movies he watches. I don’t know what music he listens to. I don’t know his shoe size. I don’t know his glove size. I don’t know his hat size. I don’t know his inseam. I don’t know how big around his neck is. I don’t know what kind of computer he uses. I don’t know if he has a laptop. I don’t know what mobile phone brand he has. I don’t know if he’s on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram. I don’t know if he has any other bikes. I don’t know what helmet he uses. I don’t know if he’s on Strava. I don’t know if he uses a power meter. I don’t know if he uses an HRM. I don’t know his FTP. I don’t know his max wattage. I don’t know how many RPMs he does in a sprint. I don’t know if he’s mechanical or electrical or wireless. I don’t know his pedal system. I don’t know what wheels he rides. I don’t know if he’s a good wrench. I don’t know if he has a bike stand in his garage. I don’t know if he has a garage. I don’t know if he has a dog. I don’t know if he has a cat. I don’t know if he likes animals. I don’t know if he’s a Trump Republican. I don’t know if he’s an Obama Democrat.

But I do know this.

If he lines up against you in a crit, he’s probably going to win.

Like he did, again, today.

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