July 4, 2012 Comments Off on The unread Turdy France
“The Unknown Tour de France” by Les Woodland is ranked #47 on the Cycle Sport All Time List of Greatest Cycling Books Ever in the History of Anything. Putting in the category of great books is so wrong. Putting it in the category of “factoidal compilation” is so right.
The book is a themeless, random romp of Tour trivia and well-known Tour tales despite the alluring title, which kind of suckers you into thinking you’ll get to read about behind-the-podium blowjobs and cool shit like that. Unlike some of the other execrable publications on this list, though, it deserves a read, especially if you can get a copy for .99 at Alibris.com, which I did. Undeserving a proper review, I’m listing the following factoids about the book below.
- Easy read, hence good for the book-lazy cycling public.
- Misprint: “television programed” instead of “program.” (p. 86)
- Observes that fanboys don’t make good cycling journalists (p. 87). Or good book authors.
- Modern cycling? “The riders, the teams, are all the same.” (p. 90) Bravo!
- Misprint: “dark-hared” rider. (p. 102). Silly rabbit! Spellcheck is for kids!
- Proper and awesome use and correct spelling of “time-trailing.” (p. 110)
- One stage of the 1928 Tour, a time trail, was 387 km long. Har!
- Misprint: “farm workers followed suite,” (p. 157.) I hope it was the Presidential one.
Badly written book, hardly “great” or even “good,” more like “half-assed” or “fanboy pabulum,” but better than TMZ. Barely.